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Halloween Party Invite


If you have received this message, you are one of the chosen. Chosen to journey to the town of the damned (aka: Hillsborough) to attend a gathering of creatures so hideous, so frightening, so terrifyingly-weird that they may only converge in one place at one time: Oct. 30 at 6:00 PM (or thereabouts) at the haunting house (not haunted, but it makes some haunting noises after Jim eats too much pepperoni) of Jim Ferrone.

In order to participate in this coven of weirdness, you must come in a uniform appropriate for raising dead, animal sacrifices, eating hors d'oeuvres, etc. Anyone dressed as a normal person will be summarily stripped, dressed as a mouse and thrown to the evil heck-cats that lurk about the neighborhood.

It is also requested that you bring a sacrifice to appease the evil spirits that lurk about...they like chocolate. They should also have veggies and such, to maintain proper colon health.

To confirm your impending arrival, please sign our guest register. If you know what sacrifice you will bring, list it in there so as to prevent repeated sacrifices. Spirits hate it when sacrifices repeat on them.


Summary for those of you who are living-impaired:

WHAT: Jim & Dre's Hallow 'een Gathering

WHERE: Jim's House - 2203 Jamestown Common

Somerville, NJ 08876

WHEN: Saturday, October 30, 1999, 6:00 or thereabouts

Directions: Click Here for directions



Please RSVP using the below, or email, letter, phone etc. by October 16.

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